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  Myasthenia Gravis

Forgive the Poor
"Predni-Zoner"
By Beverly Nason


I cry salty tears, at the littlest thing,
Or I laugh right out loud, with pure glee.
Then suddenly someone is screaming at you
And I just can't believe that it's me!

You know that I often don't mean what I say.
And I tend to say things that are mean
,
When we've hunted for hours for the thing that YOU LOST.
Then it's found in MY chair, when we clean.

You can't understand why I always want food.
Though I try to control what I eat,
I am fat, and I'm always in some kind of mood,
And I can't get my shoes on my feet.

A
banana'd be jealous of delicate me.
I'm bruised from my head to my toes.
Whenever I trip, my poor heart skips a beat.
On X-ray, my codfish spine shows.

The cure for my problem is simple enough.
Stop the steroids. They're driving me mad!
But the prednisone answers a medical need
And my doc thinks, "It can't be that bad."

When I peer out at you, through these cataract eyes
,
I will try hard to see things more clearly.
I pray you'll be patient, though now I'm no prize
,
For you must know that I love you dearly
 

 

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