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Goldilocks ~ The real Version

 

Well, Goldilocks entered the house of the Bears...That part of the story is true.

She ate the porridge and sat on the chairs then feeling tired she went upstairs.

It seemed like the right thing to do.

 

The Bears came home and had a good moan and said what had to be said.

Then they felt tired and followed the script and they went off to bed.

Mama and Papa Bear entered their room and found to their great distress

That someone had tried their magnificent bed...and left it one h*** of a mess.

 

BUT... now we come in the story to the bit which is quite absurd.

For when baby bear saw what was in his bed.... he didn’t say a word.

 

©Harry Mitchell

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